the first poker-only talk show,
consisting of competitive banter,
answers to questions relating to poker,
judged by Phil Helmuth, Daniel Negreanu,
or the most charismatic poker player
we can otherwise afford slash get our hands on.
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Edmund Waller.
Margot Adler.
Bishop Marchenkous.
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Dilettante is open to the cross currents of the drift of life,
an openness that gives a sense of being simultaneously
polished & jagged,
Vaguely appealing, but even more vaguely offensive.
In the Lightning shifts,
dilettante & or reader
May feel a bit hit on the head.
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Coming this Fall to YouTube,
"Yoga for Man Children:"
Mostly nude women doing yoga,
Explaining to the man children over & over,
"You won't be able to do this pose exactly.
But this is a yoga buffet.
Go to where you're comfortable
& no further."
"Let your arms dangle at your side.
Feet together. Slowly bend forward.
Clasp your arms & hold them over your head.
Let them dangle.
Feel it at the back of your neck.
Hold in that position while the ladies & I
Perform more...complex maneuvers.
You stay dangling. The less you watch us the better.
But don't be too hard on yourself.
We are lithe & supple & whatnot."
& another girl bounces into frame:
"Whatnot's on second. Definitely. Definitely. Yanh."
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