From the diary of a young James Franco:
age 9, "I thought in those movies and tv shows when they talk about having a coffee break that they should have a masturbation break. But then again, maybe that would decrease productivity. Aha!"
age 11, "Maybe these are my glory days, and I'm not even realizing it because they don't involve a ball."
age 16, "a well-bearded man is only a well-bearded man as long as someone makes sure that he stays that way. Instead of the morning shave as status quo, a new order emerges. Instead of the never-ending regularly recurring necessity deserving comparison with the trials of Sisyphus there is...what exactly I don't know yet. A lot of people like saying things like, 'hey man, nice beard.'"
Christmas, 2014, "I think I'm the only person in my family who's ever been high. maybe also my brother. i'm not sure. definitely not my sister. then again, maybe my whole family has been high, and we just don't tell each other these things."
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