Thursday, December 4, 2014

Only One Of These Is True (1)

Either:

(1)
Fighting with his wife,
James Franco once threw his three-month-old daughter
against a wall.
It was a padded wall in his ironic "madhouse" room,
but still.

Or:

(2)
James Franco thinks St. Thomas Aquinas and St. Augustine
were both anti-Semites.


Or:

(3)
James Franco says he has read
Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange
at least three dozen times.

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